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To myself mostly, but still…. I make good cereal. I am like a cat. I am an asshole that rarely wants your love or affection, but when I do want it I am a needy sob. But the good kind. I can make some badass pasta. Bonus: my butt is very soft and not boney, I exfoliate it everyday. I prefer being the big spoon… do I need to say anything else? I eat ass. Even if I wanted to, it would be nearly impossible for me because my game is so weak. I will send you memes at random times.
Once you break up with me, whoever you date next will look really good in comparison. I can be a good virgin sacrifice.
I have beaten every single Pokemon game. I shower and smell good. I have like two dollars left on my Walmart gift card. I could get you a drink or something.
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